06.08.09

Because he’s just not that into you…

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , , , , , at 2:03 am by mmbanana

…but HOW can he not be?!

So tonight, Maria (this lady in my building whose sun goes to Johns Hopkins) hosted an NBA watch party for he and his friends and invited me. I go. It’s fun. Hit it off with one of his friends.. talked forever. Does he ask for my number? No. I mean.. seriously? Given the conversation we had there was no way he couldn’t be interested. But, did he ask for my number? No. Even Maria, after the event, was like “So you and Elliott really hit off!” Ugh. So yes, taking the pragmatic approach: maybe he’s just not that into me.

Reverse situation: today at the pool I met an older man. Wealthy, obviously. He, of course, as fate would have it, is breaking my door down, trying to get my number and get conversation going. Just, ugh. But the guy I’m most interested in and with whom I have the most similarities doesn’t ask for my number!!! AHHHH.

You cannot win for losing, I am convinced. Anyway, “Someone” has called me. Which is annoying because since he and Sister are not talking it “annoys” him. But why can’t I be the cause of his frustration?! I mean, it’s not that I want to negatively affect someone, but still! Bah.

In other news, and perhaps the most important: X and I, again, are no longer talking.

My Mom and I were going to Viriginia to a friend’s graduation. He says we should meet up. Then he throws the lame excuse of “You only gave me a three day notice!” to not meet up. So, whatever. Then he doesn’t call or reply to texts for two days but can send me an IM? I told him the following:

“I understand your situation but understand this: I am tired hearing your same excuses all. the. time. Do us both the favor and lose my number.”

To which he replied: “Consider it lost”

So WHY did he text me 34 minutes later asking if I was going to go to his house while I was there?! I was insulted and said

“Get real.”

To which he replied: “Good, because you don’t seem to be the same girl I knew.”

To which I replied: “You must have me confused with the trashy girls you used to date.”

One would THINK that would be the end to Epic Saga #3, but no. He IMs me later that night as though NOTHING happened! Of course, by that point I had not thought about his all day. Which is totally underestimating the situation because I was pretty torn up over that conversation and it bothered me the entire morning.

Now? I have THE SIMS 3!!!!!!!!!! And I have been consumed by it for 3 days now (HAH! How fitting). I have litterally been subsiting off of Kashi GOLean! Crunch and apple juice. Mmmm. Anyway. I am sleepy and am leaving now.

01.07.09

No more fat. No more boyfriend.

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , , , , , , , at 7:10 pm by mmbanana

Well, there is still plenty of fat but a whole lot less since September.  Honestly, those NutriSystem commercials are getting on my nerves.  They are all over AOL and .. everywhere else.  Much has happened since I last posted!  Well, I’ve lost 51 pounds (all by myself– yay!) and now I have no one to show it off to!!!  Sadness.  X and I ended out “relationship” two days ago.  Now we’re “friends” and taking a “break.”  Then this morning I get an email from my friend Matt spilling all of the details of his proposal to his longtime girlfriend.  Now they’re getting married in July and I want to SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD.  Jesus Christ– when am I gonna get mine!!?!?  I want to get married too!  Or at least be in a nice, committed, serious relationship.  UGH.  So, life was OK up until this morning now it’s officially terrible.  Other goods news, though: I’m teaching!  And I love it.  The kids are amazing, the holidays are great but the administration?  Could not be any worse.