Yesterday was epic, to say the least. As a matter of fact, this entire weekend was EPIC.

Here is the uber-abbreviated version:

1. Someone essentially tells Sister that he likes another girl too and has been spending time with her.

2. She is disgusted and over him.

3. Today, Someone’s best friend, MD, tells us what happened.. Essentially, MD likes this girl named K, who MD was also involved with.

Ok, this isn’t working.  Someone “likes” and is spending some time with the girl his best friend likes.  Sister is disgusted by his behavior.  There are far too many details to recount so instead I will simly give my perspective and present the outcome.

Sister and Someone had a falling out.  She is no longer talking to him. Ironically enough, this plays perfectly into my plan.  He’s upset with her and she loathes him and I look like the innocent confidant!  YAY!  I know.  I know.  It is horrible and manipulative which is probably why THE $608 DRESS that I got is not NEARLY as cute in person as it was on the website.  UGH.  Mom and I are going to return it shortly and buy this yellow gown I spotted two weeks ago.  Hopefully it will fit– it’s a size smaller– but SPEAKING of weight!  I HAVE LOST 10 pounds!!!!!  YAY!!  I am only75 pounds from my PERFECT weight!

I just realized that this post has been a cluster-fuck of information and is in no way, shape, or formed organized.  Oh, well.

Things I have come to terms with:

1. Weight loss is possible once you have reached the mental-level of preperedness.

2. I am selfish, spoiled and manipulative but overall a good person who just wants to be loved and made to feel special.

3. I am happy with my body.

4. Someone is … annoying.  He and I have yet to really have a talk and get it all out there in the air.  We were close today but it was just.. ugh.  He was going to kiss me, I could feel it, but then we just didn’t.  I was not giving him any positive vibes, really, but then again, I’m not interested in kissing him.

5. I’m O V E R my Ex.  Same shit, same issue different day.

Also, here is the comic relief to all of the drama/ ongoing Saga:  Elmo