1. You could unload all of your current drama
a. Support
b. Encouragement

2.  Their stories and issues would distract you from your own.

3. Problem: What if your drama involves current friends?
a. Makes 1a-b null

Ok, I’m going to stop problematizing things and be serious.

I have no friends. Well, I do. But they happen to be very scattered. Rephrase: I wish I had friends that actually DID things. Most of the people I know, for some reason, do not like to DO things and I think this is partially why I got involved with “Someone”. He likes to do things and we do things together. YAY. Easy, right? Kind of. So then we cross from friends into…something else which has truly complicated the matter.

ANYWAY. If I had FRIENDS just real FRIENDS that I actually ENJOY hanging out with, “Someone” would not be pissing me off so much. End transmission.

In retrospect: I think the only thing I have accomplished in this post is make myself look like a friendless, internet loser.  Fail